Opening our bank statement the other day, I was stunned. It's an account we don't have much money in. We only use it for paypal. It's at a different bank than we use for our checking, savings, etc.
I was floored to see almost $10k in the balance column.
How long has this been going on? Hubby has been secreting away money? Is he building a plan to leave me? Is he using this account as a means to pay his kept woman's bills? Oh no, he ditn't! He is so NOT getting away with this!
Before you could say, "Step back and think, woman!" I had a list half a dozen items long of things I would buy with that stolen money.
I'd love a new car.
A vacation on an island. With a ripped, young stud rubbing oil into my skin . . .
A shopping spree! In New York City.
I'll show that hubby of mine! There will be no embezzling of our family funds for his extracurricular activities!
Oh, wait a second. The name on this account is Douglas J. P____, not Douglas S. P____. This is my son's bank statement.