Since she was 16ish Beautiful has been adept at expressing her frustration through her own creative made-up swear words.
Youngest carries on the tradition.
Knowing I'm not fond of hearing children swear, he has come up with a few replacement words. Like "get your donkey in the car and let's go already!" Clever, no?
Yesterday I was trying to tell him something but he wasn't buying my explanation.
*cough* bell's palsy *cough* was his response.
I'm actually kind of impressed. A perfectly acceptable way to tell mom you think she's full of bullshit without being profane.