Erin O'Brien is having way too much fun over at her place. I am who I am. The first thing that comes to my mind is, "But how would you properly clean and sterilize them after each use?"
I lay awake last night, concerned with the problem every man would face . . . umm . . . "after".
So . . . how to clean one of these buggers . . .
Maybe they turn inside out?
Take it out to the front yard and use a high powered garden hose? Or maybe a pressure washer?
Run it through the dishwasher?
Maybe it comes with its own special cleaning tool. Something like a baby bottle cleaning brush, except it would be a prosthetic orifice cleaning brush. But then you'd have to clean the brush too . . .
Maybe they come with color coded condoms to promote safe artificial sex?
As if I don't already have enough to worry about, Erin shows me these.
Great. How many hours sleep am I going to lose fretting over how to sanitize these babies? Plus they bring to mind Fembots and Stepford Wives. Opening up a whole new can of worms . . .